today when i was mailing off stuff i saw kouki s14 girl and decided i had to catch up and try to say hi and tell her she has a real nice kouki s14 and to maybe get a number or something. well we both get on the 101 south bound and begin to merge. out of no where i begin to hear what sounded like a wheel not torqued down so i merge off to find a spot to pull over in. all i could do is see my future girlfriend drive off. i pull over and inspect the car to find nothing under the car that is wrong or wasnt already wrong. i check the lugs finally and to my amazement i find that im missing a lug nut and part of a wheel stud....how in the hell does someone lose a wheel stud? i also found that all my lugs are loose, like finger loose. i dont know if someone was trying to mess with me or what. i get my lug key and begin to tighten them down when all the sudden another one snaps and i punch the asphalt and mess up my thumb. now im down to 2 wheel studs holding my wheel on and in the midst of all this none sense kouki girl drives by and looks at me helpless and smiles/laughs.
not such a great monday morning.
why must you punish me drift unicorn?
-ivan the terrible
Turn that frown upside down Ivan. If she was really your soulmate she wouldn't have been a bitch and just laughed. She would've stopped and try to touch you.
ReplyDeleteYou run spacers?
ReplyDeletei will one day see her parked and i will talk to her.
ReplyDeletei dont run spacers. im a bit disturbed on how this happened. i just need to go 5 lug and be done with dumb 4 lug studs
Was this on the front pass side again? Cursed corner.
ReplyDeleteyes it was, that corner is fucked. i think once i get a job ima just replace every single thing on that side. just that side, adjustable TC robs, control arm, parts shop by max knuckles, nismo power brace, sway bar, brake pads, caliper, rotor teh list goes on. if that doesnt work then i dont know what the drift unicorn wants.
ReplyDeleteO man that sucks. You should have told her to eat one. Thats messed up. Theres other girls who drive kouki s14s.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that's alright. There's always another chance with other girls.
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